legendofhomestuck:

DAVE: yo egbert

JOHN: huh? oh hey dave. back all ready? how’d it go?

DAVE: oh yeah it went real great one hell of a peachy time let me tell you

TEREZI: WH4TR3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT D4V3? W3 D1DNT G3T TO GO Y3T

JOHN: you didn’t? why not?

DAVE: man youre really sticking to the joke bit this time arent you

JOHN: huh?

DAVE: dude this is obviously one of your oh so hilarious pranks

DAVE: just admit it already so we can go hang out and this fairy doesnt have to follow me around anymore

JOHN: dave this isn’t a prank! though it’d have been a really good one if i’d had thought of it.

TEREZI: 1M NOT LY1NG TO YOU D4V3! YOU R34LLY 4R3 N33D3D!!

DAVE: oh

DAVE: well then

JOHN: so why didn’t you go see bro?

DAVE: that asshole cal wouldnt let me by

DAVE: said im useless without a sword or shield or some stupidity like that

JOHN: well duh! of course you are! you cant just go and see bro without any of those.

JOHN: seriously dave you should’ve known better.

DAVE: yeah yeah just lend me yours then

JOHN: dude no way! you’d break them.

DAVE: no i wont

JOHN: you so will though!